I’m here to help you with any problems or issues. And I mean ANY. Stranded somewhere unfamiliar? Financial issue? Trouble with the law? Not sure if your Pesto is out of date because it’s natural colour is the same as mold? Or something much lighter than all that? I’ve been giving people advice for as long as I care to remember and I don’t plan on stopping now.
You know how if you write into The Times, they don’t acknowledge it unless your correspondence begins with ‘Sir’. I’d like anything addressed here to begin with ‘MO’NING!’.