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MONING’s 1st Annual PORTMANTEAUS OF THE YEAR: 2017

Wow, what a year for portmanteaus!

It’s that time of year again. MO’NING’s best portmanteaus of 2017. In no particular order:

Doppelbanger:

(n) A person who has sexual intercourse with someone who looks identical to them but is not related. 

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Afterclap:

(n) The last person to clap after everyone else has stopped.

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Masturdating:

(n) Going out alone to the movies or a restaurant. 

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Beerboarding:

(n) The art of extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk. Cases have also been reported of parents doing this to their children.

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Carcolepsy:

(n) a condition where the passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving.

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Chairdrobe:

(n) A chair in which one piles clothes that are dirty but are not too dirty to be worn again.

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Chiptease:

(n) When you buy a bag of chips/crisps thinking it will be full but it’s 90% air.

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Exstreamism:

(n) Getting rid of all your CDs and DVDs then just sticking chiefly to streaming.

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Lostalgia:

(n) The feeling you get when you really bloody miss the show “Lost”

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