It’s that time of year again. MO’NING’s best portmanteaus of 2017. In no particular order:
(n) A person who has sexual intercourse with someone who looks identical to them but is not related.
(n) The last person to clap after everyone else has stopped.
(n) Going out alone to the movies or a restaurant.
(n) The art of extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk. Cases have also been reported of parents doing this to their children.
(n) a condition where the passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving.
(n) A chair in which one piles clothes that are dirty but are not too dirty to be worn again.
(n) When you buy a bag of chips/crisps thinking it will be full but it’s 90% air.
(n) Getting rid of all your CDs and DVDs then just sticking chiefly to streaming.
(n) The feeling you get when you really bloody miss the show “Lost”